Mr. Secretary

This week I bring to you another politician. And incredibly cute he is too. He was previously the served as the 81st Governor of Georgia from 2003 to 2011. Currently serves on the Governors’ Council of the Bipartisan Policy Center in Washington, DC and is Secretary of Agriculture in the Cabinet of Donald Trump. He has a Ed Asner/Noble Willingham look that people have pointed out to me and I have to agree. And that is what pushes him from 'attractive' to downright 'sexy' is that he wears 'fucking boots.' I know they're not called 'fucking boots' but I call them that because I'd fuck anybody while they're wearing boots. I know, I'm a whore like that.

Lets see... he has been married since 1972 after dating for four years with four children, fourteen grandchildren and have also been foster parents for many children. Damn, if being in politics didn't kept him busy, all that sure did. He also an avid sportsman,  enjoys flying and, in a 2003 incident, was accused of flying a state helicopter without a license. Sounds like a bit of a bad boy. And everybody loves a bad boy.

Without further ado, here is Mr. George Ervin "Sonny" Perdue III, 31st United States Secretary of Agriculture.

 Perdue and his wife Mary.

 Did I menton that I want to fuck Secretary Perdue whilst wearing his cowboy boots. 

Because I sure as hell do.

 I like Sonny in those jeans. Shows off his more likable qualities.

 Come on Sonny... don't ruin it by not wearing the fucking boots.

 Crotch shot.

 Them fucking boots.

 Now who's this pre-plastic surgery discount Jerry Jones? Because I'd fuck that.

 Here's Sonny with his first cousin Sen. David Perdue (R-GA). 

I guess men I want to fuck runs in the family.

This Guy is HOT

This week, I decided to bring you this fuckable chub when I discovered his web series over the weekend called "Bitter Homes and Gardens." He wasn't naked in it and I could hardly say he had a sex scene but he looked cute enough that I want to see him naked. He is actually more famous for his recurring role of Det. Morris LaMotte in "Law & Order." He was criminally underused in that show. His name is Larry Clarke and he is a handsome, chubby American actor.

Tall with thick arms and legs, he's usually clean shaven but he looked like he's growing a goatee (still hot). From what I saw in his aforementioned web series, he's a smooth daddy from the top to the bottom if you get what I'm saying. If you don't. He shaves. Larry looks like a guy you can go out an burger, a few beers and fuck watching a game. Not all together mind you, but I'm not counting it out. Anyway, now that I've got a hard-on for Clarke, I'm watching everything I can get my hands on with him in it like the movie "Contagion," episodes of  "The Bridge," "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," "Longmire" and "Sense8."

He's really married to his co-star on "Bitter Homes and Gardens," writer Fielding Edlow. Not sure if they have any kids but I don't need to know anything else that'll ruin my lust for the man. However that's not going to stop me from shooting a few ropes to him watching the show again. Who am I kidding, I shot a few the first time.

 Larry and his wife Fielding Edlow.

 OK Larry... I'll be gentle.

 Mmm... but lets take a closer look.

 Closer...

Smooth. The proof is in the pudding.

I'd be doing all sorts of things to Larry on that couch looking like that. 

Fielding can watch, participate or leave. I don't give a fuck.