DADDY REVIEW: Fast-Walking (1982)

Fast-Walking is a 1982 dramatic prison film based on Ernest Brawley's 1974 novel "The Rap." Starring James Woods in the title role, a corrupt but lovable Oregon State prison guard who smokes and peddles weed and compliments his meager salary by running prostitutes for Mexican laborers out of his cousin Evie's convenience store when he's not dreaming of retiring rich to an Oregon Indian reservation. When a black activist named Galliot arrives into his already racially tense lock-up, opportunity for Fast-Walking's big payday arises. He can either take the money his Aryan convict cousin to kill Galliot or take the money the black militant is offering to help him escape. Soon, Fast-Walking has a scheme brewing to play both sides. Add a hot Kay Lenz to the mix and you got a plot. 

Ok Ok Ok. Lets get real here. It was an interesting, amusingly-grimy gem from the early ‘80s that I didn't mind watching. But the real reason I watched this was see M. Emmet Walsh naked and I've never been happier (or more drained from incessant spanking).  

Bounce bounce.

This screen proves that Walsh is slinging some meat on him. Now I can die happy.

Not only did Walsh had a sex scene where he showed his ass, he went full frontal. I love the sex scene between Walsh with Susan Tyrell and how he says, "I'm gonna fuck ya!" with jocular sarcasm. He just looked sexy as hell to me and was a total turn on. There aren't many actors who do frontal nudity in films, let alone a chubby 40 something character actor. So I give Walsh bonus points (which he can cash in for blow-jobs) for being amongst a select handful of actors who have dared to bare all before the camera.

So unless you’re completely turned off by the thought of seeing M. Emmet Walsh fully-frontally nude, some Kay Lenz’s nudity should restore your eyesight.

Mmmmm... Titties. Love titties and Lenz has a nice set on her.

Here's another favorite scene for this movie.

If your a fan of Walsh or Lenz for that matter, there’s really nothing to excuse you from hunting this one down. Now I leave you with a few more screenshots of Walsh from the film.

 Not sure why Walsh is shirtless in this screen. It doesn't look hot, but any movie with a shirtless M. Emmet Walsh is a plus in my book.

Look baby, dirty whores. Gotta shower 'em down.

 Walsh was burly and strong looking in this movie. 

Lou Grant

Recently, I've been watching the first seasons of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and "Lou Grant" just to get a look at young Ed Asner whom some would say at his hottest. And to some degree I'd have to agree. But one thing I've notice between the two first season shows is that "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" Lou Grant was hotter than "Lou Grant" Lou Grant. I know it's silly but if you compare the two. Both hot I know, but MTM Lou was hotter than LG Lou. I couldn't figure it out at first, then I remembered Cloris Leachman and Ed Asner's sex pact. When they both were on MTM show she made a deal with Asner that she’d have sex with him if he lost 32 pounds. But it never happen because he only made it to 29. Hell... if it was me. Whether he lost the weight or not. I'm tapping that ass.

Certainly not "movie star hot" in any conventional way, but he was stout, hairy, masculine and so fucking sexy. He just exudes that strict father figure that I tend to get attracted to. In my mind, everything a man should be.  

 

He had it all, from the top of his thinning hair, those big thick dark eyebrows, hairy forearms and pudgy fingers. Ed as Lou Grant was just hot, total masculinity at it’s finest. 

The DEFINITION of a bear. 

 OK everybody. After this photo session, were're starting the orgy. 
I know if I was invited. There's three here that are definitely getting a courtesy tap. Ed of course, Betty White and Ted Knight. I just want to dress up like that cartoon cow (think I'm getting into the furry fetish) from that show he had after MTM show and fuck him. And Betty, something tells that's a hot fuck there waiting to happen. Even now... Naaaaaaaah. Just then.

 Who would I want to fuck more? A crusty, serious, less chubby Lou or... 

A crusty, chubby, heavy-drinking Lou. Of course its going to be this one.

Lou now. Still fuckable.

Hell. Even Mary thought about tapping ole' Lou. And if memory serves me, there were a few more women on that show that thought about it too. Hell Lou... your a good looking man. 

What's with the shocked look Lou? Surprised that there's a bunch of guys out that fantasized about you pounding there asses mercilessly on top of your desk. While Mary, Murray, Ted, Sue Ann and Phyllis cheer you on, waiting for their turn. 

OK, That thought might have spiraled out of control, but I'll roll with it.

Ken Howard

Some people are born sexy. Others are people that you wouldn't look twice at when they were younger but, out of nowhere, develop an intense shagability. A great example is Ken Howard. A big daddy bear of epic proportions, he as most famous for playing the role of basketball coach Ken Reeves on "The White Shadow." That was a little before my time, I remember first seeing him on some episodes of "Murder She Wrote" without his hair piece.

He wasn't on my map until I saw him in the television series "Crossing Jordan." After a few years he was heavier, older and pop on a hair piece. At this point, I actually started to watch the show just to get a glimpse of him and stopped watching when he left. From this point I was hooked and have been trying to get my hands on anything he has appeared in.

A bear-like presence at at 6'6", his mug, with its distinctive hang-dog eyes, is probably more famous than his name, given 40 years in showbiz, seven series, multiple movies and plays too numerous to count. Howard often plays beleaguered patriarchs which is kinda a plus for me. He’s definitely easy on the eyes and I just love the lips on this guy. Currently he’s the president of the recently merged SAG-AFTRA Actors Guild, but remains to be seen on television and in the big screen with numerous impending projects.

Ken and his wife Linda Fetters, a retired stuntwoman. Not bad looking and a nice rack too. I could be talked into a threesome.

The things I could do with that mouth of his.

Look at that belly of his.

I'd sure like to see what his body looks like now.

Yeah it's a fake. But a nice fake.

Ken Howard and James Cromwell. To over 6'5" daddies that I'd like to climb.