Celebrity Fakes 3

Another round of fakes.

I'm not the only one who wish they had Charles Durning waiting for them in bed.

Who hasn't thought this was going on.

Attack of the Clones? 2: Everyone gets a Courtesy Tap

Charles Durning/Pat Corley 

Some might not see the similarities between the two with Charles Durning being from New York and Pat Corley from Dallas. But if you look closer you can see they are both short, heavy-set, actors with Corley being hairier and nicer gravelly voice. They both some similar facial features, but it's there body is where most of similarities are as they both have asses I'd like to bend over a table and pound. But they would certainly frown upon that idea.

Scott Wilson / Stanley Anderson

Put these two together now and you definitely tell the difference. But back in the late 90s to early 2000s I couldn't tell them apart. Sure even then there were more differences like Scott Wilson being taller with less hair of the two and Stanley Anderson chubbier. But that wasn't enough for my dick to differentiate the two. Obviously as they got older, there difference became more pronounced but it still didn't stop me from rubbing a few out to either of them.

Edward Asner/Bob Hoskins

Looking at them side by side, how could you not think that Bob Hoskins is not Ed Asner's clone. Shit. Compare when they were at there hottest. Asner towards the end of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and Hoskins when he made "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." They're both basically the same short, bald, stocky, hairy man. All the things that turn me on! It's a shame Hoskins passed away. I would have love to see him slowly morph into an old version of Asner.

These two pics of them are when there both around forty.

Both were definitely bears with Hoskins having more muscular definition than Asner. Both are hot either way.

The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON SEVEN

Get ready for yet another chapter of television's most under appreciated series that shows you a wide array of daddies with nine episodes of the 22 episodes of the Seventh Season of Murder She Wrote. Whether Jessica is helping out the local sheriff, making her case in Nashville or even working to clear her own name, it's no mystery why I love the show. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season seven.

EPISODE 01: "Trials and Tribulations" 

Jessica begins a seventh season with her reputation at stake: she’s being sued for the wrongful conviction and subsequent death of a prison escapee.

George Hearn as Elliot Von Steuben
One of Angela Lansbury's Broadway friends that guest starred on the show.

EPISODE 06: "A Body to Die For" 

A gym owner has Cabot Cove’s ladies in a sweat, but he’s cold to an old partner in crime later found murdered in one of their bedrooms.

Hugh O’Brien as Fred Kappard
Old Wyatt Earp.

EPISODE 07: "The Return of Preston Giles" 

Jessica’s paroled first publisher, whom she helped nail for murder, is back at his desk – but soon charged with stabbing the company’s controller.

Arthur Hill as Preston Giles

George Coe as Martin Bergman
I had a thing for Coe since I saw him flash him ass in the movie "Cousins" years back. He's looking a little long in the tooth now, but like just about everyone else. He could still catch one.

Todd Sussman as Sgt. Slocum
This one is sort of a retro active thing as I'm into him now, even though I wasn't back when this first aired.

EPISODE 11: "Family Doctor" 

In Boston, Jessica and Seth are kidnapped by the vengeful son of a wounded mobster who died after Seth performed surgery.

Here's the only episode William Windom appeared in this season. He He briefly left the show to work on the TV series "Parenthood" in 1990, but the show was quickly canceled and he returned to "Murder, She Wrote" as a semi-regular for the remainder of the show's run.

What can I say about the man that I haven't already said before.

Monte Markham as Andrew Grant
Ah... Monte Markham. One of those weird attractions of mine I can't explain.

EPISODE 13: "Moving Violation" 

Sheriff Metzger stands up to the well-connected father of a drunken driver – and stands accused when the boy is found dead.

Richard Paul as Mayor Sam Booth

Philip Baker Hall as Len Costner
A young Philip Baker Hall... If you could ever call him young. He just seemed like the same age for over 20 years.  

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

EPISODE 16: "From the Horse's Mouth" 

The murder of a racehorse owner caps a feud over stud fees with a neighboring horseman.

Jerry Orbach as Harry McGraw

Kevin McCarthy as Randolf Sterling

EPISODE 17: "The Prodigal Father" 

Anger and death await a bank robber thought dead for 20 years when he reappears to see his daughter.

 Donnelly Rhodes as Ned Jenks
All bearded up, long haired and ready to fuck.

Robert Lansing as Herb Walsh

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

Richard Paul as Mayor Sam Booth

EPISODE 19: "Thursday's Child" 

Jessica is drawn into a case of construction fraud and murder by a woman who claims that her son was fathered by Jessica’s late husband.

John Anderson as Andrew Dixon, Esq. 

EPISODE 22: "The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane" 

Someone turns off the tap on a writer-turned-beer spokesman when word leaks out that he’s written an expose on a brewery family.

Jerry Orbach as Harry McGraw

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger